[ exit, pursued by bear ]

I got to gently tell the Santorum redefined story to my brother in law at breakfast before the family funeral yesterday. (We just buried my mother in law, so this is his mom.) I didn't tell him the exact definition, just a "it's off color, really not for over food." At some point, he's going to see the Iowa headlines and remember, and google it. I am so proud of having (accidentally, because omg was I tired) set off a delayed laugh-bomb.